"A Stinkin' Shame"
Alas North Nichols,
it's really true. . .
You'll pay $10,000 more,
to use your loo. . .
And when you sit upon your throne,
You can think about where,
You'll apply for a loan. . .
Thirty thousand plus three,
to thirty thousand plus eight . . .
Your flushes will cost more,
Than most of the state!
Makes you kinda yearn
For the outhouse of yore,
Or that primitive contraption
- the hole in the floor.
In District 1, you know,
We got to cheer. . .
Our Assessments were lowered -
Some WPCA members live here.
It breaks my heart,
to give you the scoop. . .
10 to $14,000 more, North Nichols,
Just to poop.
