By
Carol Hudak
(sung to the tune of "Home on the Range")
Verse I
Oh, give us a home,
where civility roams,
and Mommy H.
is many miles away . . .
Where seldom is heard,
A stern and un-wise word,
And our old commissioners
have come back to stay.
Oh . . .
Chorus:
Home, home on Hedgehog Circle-Road,
Where there's no longer peace
if you're old . . .
We're not musty old fools,
We're not political tools . . .
O, you MUST leave Stern Village today.
Verse II
We did nothing to you,
To deserve this 'P-U'
That you're dumping on us
each and every way . . .
We've got brains in our heads,
And we're nowhere near dead,
O, you MUST
leave Stern Village, today.
Oh . . .
Final Chorus:
Home, home on Hedgehog Circle-Road,
Where there's no longer peace
if you're old . . .
We're not musty old fools,
We're not political tools . . .
O, you MUST leave Stern Village,
-Muster your troops -
-Stop the pillage -
Stop all the fuss and muss,
AND JUST GO AWAY!!!
You MUST!
